Hello my Shizlets. Grandmaster Steve here spinnin some wicked beats and tellin all of you out there about this house I'm selling. This glorious piece of wooden mastery is a cabin up at the top of a freaking mountain that I built by myself. That's right, I built a mountain and then I put some houses on it because who doesn't like mountain homes? They're all cozily snug up in the trees and there's a pretty rockin view of the entire town. But I don't need to tell you about it, you can see for yourself. Front yard, perfect for throwing some epic barbecues and partying hard like you do, you rock star. Super spacious front entrance, great lighting, and an artistic floor plan. Third floor complete with skylight and open deck doorway because the world should see how awesome you are at all times. An open end back deck with a great view of my own pixel art creation and the other cabin I made. Also great view of the sunrise between my fingers for those days when you just wanna wake up and start belting the opening song from The Lion King, even if you don't know the words. Don't lie, you do that stuff. Basement level. Beautiful, grass-like carpeting, two (not one) wrap-around staircases and windows so you can watch all the wanna-be Lindsay Vonns and Shaun Whites crash into trees like noobs. Now you're probably thinking, "Steve wtf's up with that big white thing on the front of the house? What is that? Why is that there? Why am I here? What is here? How does electricity work?" Unfortunately, I can only answer so many of your deep, thought-provoking questions. Just think of the big white thing as a canvas, pure and more than ready to lose it's innocence, if ya know what I mean. You see, for an extra 4k, you can have the house customized to have your own personal insignia, flag, or nyan cat song lyric displayed like a Derek Jeter jersey when the Yankees are in town. Pretty cool right? Don't forget, when you buy property in my town Machiavellia, you get free freaking access to ECC's FIRST EVER ski resort. Operating lift, dozens of runs, two crazy awesome cabins, and a lodge with fireplaces, food, and health potions so you can ease your wounds after you sprain your ankle trying to impress some girl you just met on the lift (because that certainly hasn't happened to me before). 14k gets you the house, a chance to relieve this baby of it's purity, some links to my favorite youtube videos, a lesson on how to pick up chicks (you need it, trust me), a lifetime pass to Echo Mountain ski resort, and property in the coolest freaking town on the server.
Hey guys guess what? I just put out another thread about another house I'm selling that's even cooler than this glorious creation. Introducing The Neptune House, a two story, modern quartz mansion nestled at the base of the ski resort. Check out the thread for it here http://www.ecocitycraft.com/forum/t...zing-piece-of-architecture.74815/#post-362856
Home is now vacant and up for sale again as the buyer failed to come through with a payment agreement. Price is still 14k. Pm me if you're interested.
