Post your favorite funny poems.

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  1. Enegek

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    I just remembered one of my favorite poems as a child, and I would like to share this little bit of magic with you all.

    Here I sit all broken hearted​
    Tried to poop, but only farted​
    Later on I took a chance​
    Tried to fart, but pooped my pants.​
    ​
     
    #1 Enegek, Feb 10, 2013
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    LOL
     
    #2 TdoggTL, Feb 10, 2013
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Some poems don't rhyme
    Refrigerator
     
    #3 phiphiphi, Feb 18, 2013
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    Mary had a little lamb
    She kept it in the lobby
    And every time a burglar came
    It's whistled on the Bobby
     
    #4 Harryhaz1, Feb 19, 2013
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    Umm...
    The koala.
     
    #5 InactiveBrunch, Feb 20, 2013
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    I'm the boss
    You do not cross
    The king of my domain
    For the day
    No work, all play
    Is found in my refrain

    Love to eat
    The prime of meat
    So sad 'til I get some
    'Tis so sweet
    And such a treat
    Boy, they can be so dumb

    Hate to dress
    Give me caress
    No bother with the slime
    Have to dig
    In it real big
    Archaeology time

    When I'm beat
    I have a seat
    Take my favorite spot
    No compete
    It's so complete
    Out of my royal cot!

    Here to stay
    I love to lay
    Napping is not a farse
    I'm a dog
    Who's a couch hog
    So move your big fat a**!
     
    #6 monkeyBUTT244, Feb 23, 2013
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    ain't nobody time for THAT
     
    #7 lapkingkn, Apr 26, 2013
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    D is bruh and orange isn't
     
    #8 d_face012, May 18, 2013
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    Roses are red
    Violets Are Blue
    God Made Me Pretty
    What Happened To you?
     
    #9 Pab_Jr, May 23, 2013
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This poem makes me want to
    Throw a brick at you.
     
    #10 InactiveBrunch, May 30, 2013
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    Be my Valentine,
    I'm waiting for you.

    Blood is red,
    Bruises are blue,
    Don't say 'no'
     
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    Here I sit all broken hearted
    Tried to poop, but only farted
    Later on I took a chance
    Tried to fart, but pooped my pants.
    #Stolen :D
     
    #12 icondigi, Jun 21, 2013
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