Minecraft Puns

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  1. JazzBeam

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    Alright, lets all post some funny puns on this thread.

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    No inappropriate puns please
    If you got your pun from online like a website, give credit for it.

    I will put one down here:

    A Minecrafter was crushed by a falling piano,

    He is now known as A-Flat Minor.

    lololol
     
  2. gazinggod

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    there was once a man and a block of dirt
    the man said "hello dirt"
     
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    What do you call a mining builder? A pick off the old block.
     
  5. JazzBeam

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    haha, very funny everyone