Joke Contest Do you think you have a funny joke? Post it on this thread for a chance to win $2000. Rules: The joke must be 100 words or less. Must be appropriate. Must be original. DO NOT PLAGIARIZE!!!!!!!!!!You can post multiple jokes. Preferred if all were in the same post. Also, please keep all irrelevant comments out of this thread. Thank You!!! Prize: $2000. The two best jokes I, georgegeorgechen, pick will also win a ender pearl.There is no time limit. Good Luck everyone!!! Format:In-game name : Joke:
In game name: _ObsidianMonkey_ Joke: Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?" God: "So you would love her." Man: "But God, why you make her so dumb?" God: "So she would love you!"
In game name: SlowPixel Joke: So did you hear about agnostic dyslexic? He wasn't sure if he believed in Dog or not.
In game name joshual1996 Joke. Josh: how can you tell if its raining cats and dogs Rosy:how? Josh:when you step on a poddle Joke: so one day a guy was at a park when he aat down and notice A lamp so when he rubbed the lamp a mahical geunie came out and told him That he had 1 wish and the guy said I'm going to have to think abought it Then the genie said ok and disaperd as the guy got and stroled trow the park he got Into his car and turend up teh radio and started sing to the theame song I wish I was a oscer myer winner then poof he was a oscermyr winne.
He kinda said it wrong, basically, he's singing " oh I wish I was an Oscarmyr wiener" and the genie granted his wish
IGN: Ninjajake1234 Joke: You-Hey I have a paper joke for you! Other Guy- What? You-Wait, I have to warn you, it's TEAR-able!
IGN: ReDnAx1991 Joke: Did you ECCers hear about the affair between Oxygen and Magnesium, OMg when Nitrogen hears about this he will say: "NO this can't be".
IGN: ReDnAx1991 Question: A brown bear and a white bear jumped into the water, why did the white bear never surface again? Answer: He was polar
IGN: ReDnAx1991 Joke: A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
IGN: ReDnAx1991 Joke: A teacher was showing the class an experiment, she threw Sodium Chloride at the students. One students shouted "Miss you can't do that it's a-salt"
In-game name : EpicAssassin158 Joke: I shall warn you before you open the spoiler that this is sort of harsh language Spoiler what's the difference between a rangerover and a hedgehog... the pricks are in the inside.
