I am looking to be someones Minion, Hired-Gun, mercenary, subject, slave, worker, porter, whatever you call it. I WANT TO WORK FOR FREE. WELL LET ME REPHRASE I DONT WANT TO DO TEDIOUS TASKS FOR FREE NO NO NO I WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED SPECIFICLY ONE PERSON'S MINION. FOR EXAMPLE, HAVE ANY OF YOU HEARD OF KMAXWELL U KNOW SUPERMOD, LADYINRED, LOVES KITTY CATS ANYWAY SHE HAS MINIONS. WELL THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO BE IF KMAXWELL SEE'S THIS POST PLZ HAVE ME AS YOUR MINION. WHY SHOULD YOU MAKE ME YOUR MINION? I HAVE TP, MULTIHOME, AND EXTCREATIONS I HAVE ENCHANTED TOOLS AND OWN A SKELLY SPAWNER I CAN DO MANY THINGS I CAN BE YOUR BODYGUARDTHAT IS WHAT I WANT TO BE MOST I CAN BE YOUR GUY WHO WALKS AROUND NEXT TO U AND MAKES YOU LOOK COOL I CAN DO STUFF I LIKE PIE I CAN DO MINION STUFF I CAN BE A GOOD MINION OR AN EVVVIIILLLLLL HENCHMAN I AM GOOD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MINION WHAT DO I WANT IN A MASTER? I WANT A MASTER WHO IS BOSSY AND HARDLY AKNOLEDGES I AM A HUMAN BEING I WANT A MASTER WHO TREATS ME LIKE DIRT BUT RESPECTS ME AT THE SAME TIME I WANT A MASTER WHO IS A WELL KNOWN PLAYER (KMAXWELL) I WANT A MASTER WHO IS COOL I WILL EXCEPT GOOD AND EVVVIIIILLL MASTERS I LIKE CAKE I WANT A MASTER WHO IS MAYOR OR ABOVE I WANT A MASTER WHO HAS SKILLZEZLZ I WANT A MASTER WHO IS A REAL PERSON (NO OFFENSE ROBOTS) I WANT A MASTER WHO IS A AWESOME PERSON ALL THE TIME! FORM TO BE MY MASTER IGN: WHAT IS YOUR RANK: DO MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS I WANT IN A MASTER: ARE YOU GOOD OR EVVVIILLLL: DO U WATCH THE BIG BANG THEORY: ARE YOU MALE FEMALE OR UNISEX: AM I YOUR FIRST MINION (IF NOT ABOUT HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE) A WHILE AGO WHEN LILYPETALS WAS A MOD I WAS A MEMBER OF THE CULT OF TREES I STILL AM TO THIS DAY. DID YOU KNOW LILYPETALS OR WERE U A MEMBER OF THE CULT OF TREES: DO U WANT A MINION: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MOD WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SUPERMOD WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ADMIN WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE OWNER WHAT IS THE WORLD DO U ENJOY MINECRAFT WHAT SOUND DOES A CREEPER MAKE WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL WHAT IS PHYSICS THANK YOU FOR READING AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON IF YOU ENTER AN APLICATION PM ME INGAME IF POSSIBLE
IGN: Emau WHAT IS YOUR RANK: President DO MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS I WANT IN A MASTER: Yes ARE YOU GOOD OR EVVVIILLLL: You know what. I am the Master here; I am not going to be subjected to "your form". If you want to be a minion you have to prove yourself by going through an initiation. Fetch me your head. Once you do that, we'll talk about how you can be my top minion. My last one lost his head and I can't have that.
It's Grandmaster Steve first of all and second, you're in luck because I just so happen to be in need of help here http://www.ecocitycraft.com/forum/threads/looking-for-builders-and-comayors.79105/#post-385935. Just fill out either application (preferably architect) and I'll see what I can do for you.
I am sorry Emau, your application isn't relevant. The last thing you spoke has displeased me as well because you are too nice to be the kind of master this man is looking for.
Maybe I'm a "Good Master"? And I'm not "too nice"... Grrrrr...rr...uhh.. rrr? Man, and I was looking forward to having a minion. Back to the drawing board.
PPFFHHH APPLICATION?! I KNOW YOU MAN, THAT'S A TRAP, BUT BRUH, IF YOU WANT A LEET MASTER COME TO ME DOODS, I GIVES YOU FREE STUFFS, SO JUST CHILL WITH ME
JAZZBEAM I DONT KNOW WHY YOU ARE UPSET WITH EMAU'S POST HE IS NOT COMENTING TO YOU MASTER IF YOU WANT ME TO YOU KNOW *DRAGS FINGER ACROSS NECK TO IMPLY CUTTING OF HEAD* I WILL BE HAPPY TO JAZZBEAM YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED DUH DUH DAAAH
EMAU U CAN STILL BE MY MASTER ZACH_ATTACK252 IS A FRIEND SO HE IS NOT MUCH OF A MASTER FROM NOW ON YOU WILL BE REFERED BY ME AS "MASTER EMAU" IF UR OKAY WITH THAT MASTER IF NOT I CAN CALL YOU OVERLORD, LORD, YOUR HIEGHNESS, YOUR MAJESTY, COOL GUY, JUSTTOBOSS, LEADER, WARLORD, ETC.
AND BTW JAZZBEAM I AM NOT SUPERMAN BUT I AM SUPERMINION IF MASTER EMAU IS OKAY WITH THAT *LOOKS DOWN AT GROUND AND THEN KNEELS*
DONT IM NOT SCARY UNLESS MASTER WANTS ME TO BE GRRRRRR AND I SAW YOUR QUESTION EARLIER ABOUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE PUT DOWN THAT IS BECAUSE OF 2 THINGS I ENJOY GETTING BOSSED AROUND AND THE OTHER THING IS I AM A MINION AND JAZZBEAM I SEE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE U WANT TO BE MY MASTER WELL TO BAD THE ONLY WAY I WOULD HAVE U BE MY MASTER IS IF U GAVE ME THAT BOTTLE OF AIR FOR FREE
