Chuck Norris MC Facts!

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    Just post facts about minecraft here that only Chuck Norris could do :D :D
     
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    Chuck Norris can control a pig on a saddle
    Chuck Norris can break through bedrock with his bare hands
    Chuck Norris plays minecraft in minecraft IN minecraft
    Chuck Norris can fly without hacks.
    Chuck Norris can edit his inventory without inventory editor
    Chuck Norris can place a torch on water
    Chuck Norris once hugged a creeper. The creeper never lived to tell the tale
    Chuck Norris can place cactus in the ecocitycraft server and sell it for $0.3
    Chuck Norris can write emoticons in minecraft chat
    Chuck Norris can plant reeds in a desert
    When Chuck Norris kills a pig, the meat drops cooked, and there is 3 peices
    Chuck Norris has Dinnner with herobrine and pigman every Monday
    Chuck Norris can use his elbows and knees in minecraft
    Chuck Norris eats ham then shoots arrow's out his ass. the arrows kill pigs, which drop more ham. The herobrine Tribe refer to this as the cycle of life.
    Some one once tryed to grief Chuck Norris. This has been recorded as the worst choice in a video game, ever
    Chuck Norris once fell in lava. the Lava was burned to death
    Chuck Norris placed a lantern last thursday.
    Chuck Norris once crashed an SMP server simply be flexing.
    Chuck Norris once was hit with a diamond sword. The attacker instantly died.
    When a Creeper attempts to kill Chuck Norris, it implodes.
    When Chuck Norris kills pigs, his fists create so much friction with the air that the pork dropped is instantly cooked.
    Chuck Norris punched a ghast so hard, it went out of the nether and into the overworld.
    Chuck Norris owns a Chuck Norris cape.
    Chuck Norris spawned a pigman, punched it, turned it into a zombie pigman, and punched it again.
    When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone, the server crashes because they fly so far that Minecraft has to generate 5 TB of map data in 0.1 seconds.
    Chuck Norris can build build below bedrock, and above the sky's limit.
    when Chuck Norris kills a creeper, it doesn't drop 0-2 gunpowder... It drops 10-20 TnT
    Creepers are the result of Chuck Norris having sex with a cactus.
    Diamonds hope to find Chuck Norris veins.
    Chuck Norris doesn't need torches because darkness refuses to be in the same room as Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris once killed two creepers, and neither dropped any gunpowder. He became angry. This is why there is no creeper dungeons.
    Chuck Norris punched Notch so hard, he had to code like a maniac. Thus making Minecraft.
    The world of minecraft is not generated by programming. It's generated by Chuck Norris
    Chunk Norris doesn't need a workbench to create 3x3 things.
    A water elevator is the second fastest way to go high. The fastest is Chuck Norris' kick.
    Chuck Norris doesn't need obsidian and fire to create a portal to Nether. He just spits the ground to create a temporaly portal.
    When a forest is on fire, it's not the lava pool's fault. It's Chuck Norris'.
    When an admin tries to ban Chunk Norris, everyone except him gets banned. Even the admin.
    Creepers are Chunk Norris' personal griefing robots.
    These for now. I hope you liked em.