"What is the command to lock things?" "/lock" "What is the best way to get money?" "IVE BEEN GRIFFED!!!" "What is a 'snipe'?" "Can I have money?" "Do I have to donate real money or fake money for (Put donation here)?" "OMG I FOUND A DIAMMOOOONNNDDDDD!!!!!" "Why is there a cow running around in spawn?" "What is this 'magical spell' I keep seeing when I punch a chest?" "Can I haz op?" If you have any more I could add, add them in your comments
11. Wow!! I wuz looking at da forums and i saww ur pick, and i think ur reallyz hot so can i haz ur number?
12) Why can't I tpaaaaaaaa? 13) Sksoccer [Or insert other VIP's name here] can I plz live with you???
I love #8. Cows are everyone and are gonna rule the world some day (they will take down cactus and be the final world leader). 14) how do i vote?
15. Hay antcubbing sinc ur teh owner of de server can u giv me sme help pls 16. Wat do u maean president doesnt meen owner?
18. what is tha commnd 4 speakng in global cht? 19. can i work 4 somebody? [NOTE: You usually don't here the above in global chat - just in local chat] 20. how do i make a trade sign? 21. what's a repair chest?
23. Is the server owner on?/Who is the server owner? 24. i from plant minecraft and i was sent here to review the server, can i haz op, plzzz