NEW GUILD :: TWERKERS

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  1. HuskerGirl

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    So after seeing a bunch of guilds out there that don't do anything or have any real goals, I've decided to make a new guild:
    TWERKERS

    ---Rules for the guild---
    1. When another player is watching you (and you aren't in PvP or actively doing something) you must be twerking.
    2. When someone is AFK and you expect them to be coming back shortly, you must be twerking on them. This shows everyone how much fun twerking can be and shares the fun.
    3. When you AFK, please find a corner and stare into it. This is known as "cornering" and let's other players know that you are temporarily off-duty as a twerker. An example of cornering can be found here.
    4. You must always compliment and cheer on any twerkers you see in Minecraft. Encouragement goes a long way to preserve our art.

    ---How to apply---
    Submit an application below with the following form filled out:
    1. Minecraft name:
    2. How many minutes a day do you spend twerking in Minecraft?
    3. How many minutes a day do you spend twerking IRL?
    4. What is your favorite twerking song?
    5. What's the best date for National Twerk Day?
    6. I promise to have Sticky Keys turned off for maximum twerking [Yes/No]

    TWERKERS UNITE!


    [This post may or may not be pure farce. Decide for yourself.]
     
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    My application:

    1. HuskerGirl
    2. Right now it's only about 20 minutes a day, but I'm working to improve
    3. How many minutes are there in a day? Oh yeah...that many
    4. Outta Control...at least today
    5. Everyday!
    6. YES
     
  3. MrChrisdamonster

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    1. Minecraft name: MrChrisdamonster
    2. How many minutes a day do you spend twerking in Minecraft? 25 hours
    3. How many minutes a day do you spend twerking IRL? All day ereday.
    4. What is your favorite twerking song? We Can't Stop
    5. What's the best date for National Twerk Day? EVERYDAY!
    6. I promise to have Sticky Keys turned off for maximum twerking [Yes/No] No sticky keys! #MacFTW
     
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    Approved!
    Your official title in this guild is
    Emperor Twerk
     
  5. MrChrisdamonster

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    I knew this day would come! *sniffle*
     
  6. HuskerGirl

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    Ha ha! Sweet signature!
     
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    :)
    Are we gonna create a faction for Twerker?
     
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    1. Minecraft name:Omgpotato970/LittleTater
    2. How many minutes a day do you spend twerking in Minecraft?: I twerk at a maximum of 2 hours, when needed on minecraft.
    3. How many minutes a day do you spend twerking IRL?: I twerk whenever making a sandwich and I do daily wall twerking.
    4. What is your favorite twerking song?: Dark horse, twerking is magic.
    5. What's the best date for National Twerk Day?: All day, non-stop
    6. I promise to have Sticky Keys turned off for maximum twerking [Yes/No] Sticky keys.. are for the weak..
     
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    Nicely done!

    Accepted!
    Your official title in this guild is
    TaterTwerk
     
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    I have a faction called TwerkItOut. I never really play factions though.
     
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    Ill maintain it though. Ill accept only the people in this guild. @Omgpotato970 whats your ign?
     
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    Omgpotato970 ;p
     
  13. MrChrisdamonster

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    K, get on factions.
     
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    First victim of my twerking, is ohKitty (Couldn't get the picture)
     
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    Twerk on!
     
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    1. Minecraft name: Diamonds1358
    2. How many minutes a day do you spend twerking in Minecraft? I always twerk on people's face
    3. How many minutes a day do you spend twerking IRL? Who doesn't?
    4. What is your favorite twerking song? Bubble butt
    5. What's the best date for National Twerk Day? Everyday
    6. I promise to have Sticky Keys turned off for maximum twerking YES
     
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    I recommend Diamonds1358 to join "Twerkers"

    -LittleTater/PrinceTwerk
     
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    Approved!

    Your official title in this guild is
    Le Grand Twerk
     
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    ^^this idea is GENIOUS.
     
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    I don't think I can twerk these...
     
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