I knew I'd find lots of staff on this topic >.> My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast. If you were a Pokemon, I would peak-at-chu. Do you work for the government? Because I'd love to shut down your Oval Office.
These are freakin a-mazing! I have been lmfao for the past 20 minutes <3 The MC ones especially I would rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together. Is your father a baker? Because you have a nice set of buns! I lost my number, can I have yours? (<-- Love this one!)
I think I may be a little late with this one, but I get this from a lot of guys .. xD Them; "Did it hurt..?" Me; "Did what hurt?" Them; "When you fell from heaven?" ... I have had multiple reactions. xD Depends on who 'they' are. ;3 *touches*
Umm these are from Hetalia... Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I just walk by again? <--- France You are the star to my stripe! <--- America Yeah.... Okay bai
Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day! Yo, yo, yo, baby! How about some fries to go with that shake Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more, Baby, forget tonight, let's block out the next 50 years Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too. "Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrapped up in some 'Have Mercy,' with a side of 'Unghm Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all! I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM
