Bad pickup lines.

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  1. Wombat

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    Hi there, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
     
  2. Diamonds1358

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    Are you tired? cuz you've been running around in my mind all day
     
  3. Wombat

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    Hey, wanna come see my Hard Drive? I promise its not 3.5 inches, or floppy.
     
  4. Diamonds1358

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    If beauty was measured in seconds, you'd be a hour
     
  5. the_madster_101

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    Is your name WiFi? Cause I'm really feeling a connection.
     
  6. Tigerclaw531

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    I think I'm near bedrock cuz I just struck a diamond.
     
  7. GiRLCLAN

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    Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.
     
  8. the_madster_101

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    I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
     
  9. GiRLCLAN

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    I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.
     
  10. AlexM850

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    The only thing I want between our relationship is latex. ;)
     
  11. Diamonds1358

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    Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes C:
     
  12. GiRLCLAN

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    If you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!
     
  13. AlexM850

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    Hey, I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
     
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    Are you Redstone? Because u turn my piston on ;p
     
  15. GiRLCLAN

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    Excuse me, do you happen to be the nether? Because you are out of this world.
     
  16. the_madster_101

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    Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
     
  17. AsunaChan

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    your ass must be critical data, cause i want to back it up~
     
  18. Thatepictntguy

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    Are you Swedish? cuz you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!
     
  19. Tigerclaw531

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    There must be some flint and steel around because you are as hot as fire.
     
  20. Tigerclaw531

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    If you were my girlfriend I'd dive in to you so much I'd become Aquaman! Haha @blueblade4 @Sway