Bad pickup lines.

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  1. Wombat

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    Bond. James Bond.
     
    #21 Wombat, May 10, 2014
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    If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

    Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

    :p
     
    #22 the_madster_101, May 10, 2014
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    If I weren't as romantic as I am, I'd shoot you.
     
    #23 Wombat, May 10, 2014
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    Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
     
    #24 the_madster_101, May 10, 2014
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    Was your father a mechanic? No? Then how'd you get such a finely tuned body?
     
    #25 Wombat, May 10, 2014
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    Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.
     
    #26 the_madster_101, May 10, 2014
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    Your warm eyes melt the iciness in my heart.
     
    #27 Wombat, May 10, 2014
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    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
     
    #28 the_madster_101, May 10, 2014
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    I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me instead?
     
    #29 Wombat, May 10, 2014
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    You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
     
    #30 the_madster_101, May 10, 2014
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    You know what would look great on you? Me!
     
    #31 Wombat, May 10, 2014
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    A life without you would be like a computer without an OS.
     
    #32 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014
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    "Did you know there's 21 letter in the alphabet?"
    "there's 26..."
    "Oh, I must have forgot u r a q t"
     
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    Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
     
    #34 Wombat, May 10, 2014
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    you better have a license cuz you are driving me crazy
     
    #35 Diamonds1358, May 10, 2014
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    You're sweeter than fructose! :D
     
    #36 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014
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    I lost my number, can I have yours?
     
    #37 Tigerclaw531, May 10, 2014
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    You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
     
    #38 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014
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    Your daddy must be a drug dealer, 'cause you're dope.
     
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    I think my heart just lagged..
     
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