I am truly obsessed... So here we go. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine written all over you <3 Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!ops: Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!:rolleyes:
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Damnnnnnnnnn, I’m glad I’m not blind! On a scale from 1 - 10, you're a 9. Because im the one you need. Hey, you want to go halfsies with me on a bastard? Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy? See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off! See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute. If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
I've lost my mobile number. Can I have yours? You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy Is your name Google? Because your the answer to everything I'm searching for. I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes Can I have fries with that shake! What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.